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Official Blow Buddies Emoticons!  
    Blow Buddies regular
    Forgot to rinse off afterwards.
    Likes to deep-throat.
    Hungry as a baby bird.
    Top only!
    (except tonight...)
    Doesn't really like the taste.
    Lost an eye to a clumsy top.
    Warning: unaware of his teeth!
    Let's have a smoke out back
  Thanks to Rod Brown who created these!

And, here's a free Web site with some really funny "Billboards we'd like to see."

Finally, here's some humorous potential slogans for National Condom Week forwarded to us by a friend:

1. Cover your stump before u hump
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy
3. When in doubt, shroud your spout
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
5. U can't go wrong, if u shield your dong
6. If you're not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. If u think he's spunky, cover your monkey
8. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter
9. He wont get sick if u wrap your dick
10. If u go in to heat, package your meat
11. When u bring him to your house, slip up your trouser mouse
12. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
13. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
14. The right selection will protect your erection
15. Wrap it in foil before checking his oil
16. No glove, no love!

You canít argue with a good blowjob.  -- George Carlin

Here's some humor from the guys at Golden Shower Buddies...

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