And, here's a free Web site with some really funny
we'd like to see."
Finally, here's some humorous potential slogans for
National Condom Week forwarded to us by a friend:
1. Cover your stump before u hump
2. Don't be silly, protect your willy
3. When in doubt, shroud your spout
4. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
5. U can't go wrong, if u shield your dong
6. If you're not goin' to sack it, go home and whack it.
7. If u think he's spunky, cover your monkey
8. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter
9. He wont get sick if u wrap your dick
10. If u go in to heat, package your meat
11. When u bring him to your house, slip up your trouser mouse
12. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
13. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
14. The right selection will protect your erection
15. Wrap it in foil before checking his oil
16. No glove, no love!
You canít argue with a good blowjob. -- George Carlin
Here's some humor from the guys at Golden